Funny so stupid so ugly yo mama jokes for kids

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Yo mam so ugly she's the reason she lives in a pineapple under the sea

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Best yo mama so fat jokes ever

  • Yo mama so fat pearl the whale said, we are familyπŸ˜€, I can see the resemblance
  • Yo mama so fat, SpongeBob thought she was Mrs. Puff, I am ready, I am ready. I am ready for my driving test Mrs. Puff. You know all my friends keep giving me that look but  I have no idea why? 😝
  • You mama so fat when she played five nights at Freddy's 
  • Yo mama so fat the cheating cheat codes for we have been more like we can't fit into anything right 
  • Yo mama so fat she sat on the iPod πŸ˜€
  • Yo mama so fat she does not need internet she's already worldwide 
  • Yo mama so fat google created the Google mama to explore her okay now zoom out the zoom out the zoom out zoom out zoom back so that smack Jesus
  • Yo mama is so short πŸ˜‚ SpongeBob thought she was plankton, nice try plankton but that disguise won't fool me, wait who are you 😝
  • Yo mama so fat her dreams a Freddy Krueger diabetes
  • Yo mama so hairy SpongeBob thought it was sandy without a suit, looking good today sandy πŸ˜‚
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Yo mama jokes for kids | kid-friendly yo mama jokes

  • Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry, when she joined an ugly contest they said, sorry, no professionals. The builder said I cannot fix that. When she plays super smash brothers, the character runs off the stage.
  • Yo mama is so old she didn't watch SpongeBob SquarePants. She watched SpongeBob squared Wang
  • Yo mama so ugly when she watches TV the channels changed themselves when you playing freeze tag and they leave you frozen to go to launch when you were in a grocery store and you lose your mom when you haven't paid rent and you hear a knock at the door when you are on the toilet and you see the shower curtain move when you ask for a water cup and they catch you with a soda when you look up from Pokemon go and you're on the highway 
  • Yo mama so ugly government decided to move Halloween to her birthday, Halloween came early this year I am Groot
  • Yo mama so ugly, when she went into a hunted house she gay now with the job application πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what is that 
  • Oh mom is so ugly she turned Medusa to stone 😰😰 get in the cage turned him stone 😨
  • When she died the Grim Reaper refused to take here I am not taking that wretched pee
  • Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares 
  • Yo mama so ugly Jason Voorhees gave her his mask πŸ˜€
  • Yo mama so ugly she was an extra and fooder okay lady you can take your makeup off now oh that's disgusting
  • Yo mama so ugly when she played five nights at Freddy's at its friends, oh man I can't do this anymore
  • Yo mama so ugly when she played the scary maze game, the picture said I quit and then yo mama took the job

Christmas yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl! When I told her Christmas was around the corner she went and looked for it. She tried to wake up sleeping pills. Wake up you sleepy head. She got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged. Stop resisting.

Yo mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise. When she asked for a waterbed they put a blanket over the Atlantic ocean. She puts her belt with a boomerang. I took a picture of her last Christmas and it is still printed. 

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Best yo mama so ugly jokes

  • Yo mama so ugly slender man runs from home 
  • Yo mama so ugly she made Jeff frown
  • Yo mama so ugly man drowned himself again I am coming for you 😝 this is a fun game to play
  • Yo mama is so tall she made Slenderman freaking jealous her legs are terrible πŸ˜–
  • Yo mama so ugly when it's Halloween trick-or-treaters give her candy oh no give her all your candy just give it to her πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
  • Yo mama so ugly she made all her emojis cringe 
  • Yo mama so ugly she uploaded a video of herself on YouTube she got success look you are not friendly okay got you got it to go but uh here's your severance package it's a muffin basket Dear Broady fhshdjgsjdbfbeb.... πŸ˜‚
  • Yo mama was so ugly when she took a selfie the picture said the censored government decided to move Halloween to her birthday, she's the reason why sonic runs fast. She makes the joker stop laughing.
  • Yo mama so ugly, When she bought a new car it transformed and ran away. Let's get out of here. She made my happy meal cry. Her reflection said I quit, She turned Medusa to stone.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that Minecraft creepers are afraid of her she's the reason why the Ninja turtles hide in the sewers. Hello, kitty said goodbye. When she watches TV, the channels changed. She threw the baseball at the batsman. I am Batman ow! Stop it, lady, ow! I'm a, ow, I'm not that kind of batman, ow, ow, stop it.
  • Yo mama so ugly when she took a selfie the picture said censored come  on lady give me back my phone your Face is gonna crack the screen 
  • Yo mama so ugly when she installed an antivirus on her computer it started deleted her photos 
  • Yo mama was so ugly when she joined myspace what's the first book frickin sick bro
  • Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason why Waldo is hiding.  Her pillow cries at night. Why? She keeps a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. When the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall, he said, oh no! When she played Majora's mask, no, no, no.
  • Yo mama is so ugly when she streamed on twitch everyone started twitching
  • Yo mama so frickin ugly, the terminator said, you won't be back. She made an onion cry, put her away man. Forever Alone guy denied her friend request. When she went into a haunted house, she came out with a job application.

Funny yo mama so fat jokes

  • You mama so fat she takes a selfie in Panorama mode come on lady hurry up my jaw freaking hurts 
  • Yo mama so fat when she tried to tweak her weight she ran out of characters oh boy another follower 
  • Yo mama so freakin fat when she joined discord she crashed the entire server all right over five K members this is awesome wait no no no 
  • Yo mama so fat when made a PS3 account the entire network crash coma lord I just want to play some Battlefield 3
  • Yo mama is so fat she broke the 256 block limit on Minecraft. Her splash attack does damage. Not even Superman can lift her
  • Yo mama is so fat, in super Mario Galaxy, she was a freaking planet. When I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck. When she wears her yellow raincoat people yell out, taxi. When Nappa asked how much she weighed then with said it's over 9000!
  • Yo mama was so fat when she went out in a green bikini everyone shouted Godzilla she takes a selfie in Panorama mode. Even Dora couldn't explore. Her Snorlax evolves into her.
  • Yo mama so fat, she volunteered as tribute for the hunger games, cause she thought it was an eating competition. Her school pictures were taken by a satellite. She wakes up on both sides of the bed. She doesn't fit in a yo mama video πŸ˜‚.
  • Yo mama is so fat, she needs cheat codes for Wii fit. She's a citizen of every country. The horse on her polo shirt is real. when she climbed into a crashing truck it became a low rider.

Best yo mama so stupid jokes

  • Yo mama so stupid she waited for a train at my freaking PlayStation hey get out of my way trying to play here 
  • Yo mama is so stupid she went to the jewelry store to get a  new ringtone oh come on lady seriously oh yeah it's my jam 
  • Yo mama so stupid when she went to the apple store to get a Big Mac 
  • Yo mama so stupid so took her computer to the doctor because it had virus stand back user or I will send you to the game greed 
  • Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to get them cuz she thought I was gone, sir
  • Yo mama so stupid when she went to the doctor 
  • Yo mama so stupid she put her phone on airphone mode and thought he could fly I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend lady no sitting that lady seriously step back, make me admin
  • Yo mama so stupid she tried to eat creepypasta, please stop trying to eat me you should haven't done that 
  • Yo mama so stupid she put an iPod in a blender to make apple juice hey hey give that back no no 
  • Yo mama so stupid she goes to the post office to send an email come on lady we go Through this every week I just want some stamps we just beat stamps 
  • Yo mama so stupid she thought Slenderman was the workout program 
  • Yo mama so stupid when her iPhone died buried it let's all have moments of silence this is ridiculous
  • Yo mama is so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew! She stays up all night trying to catch some sleep. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She uses old spice body wash to cook. Smells like power! P-p-p-p power! 
  • Yo mama was so stupid when the flash tried to run around her, he stop before he could even get halfway. Her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does. When she stepped on a scale, it read my phone number, cupid's arrow couldn't pierce her. Even Kirby can't eat her. 
  • Yo mama was so stupid, she saw the McDonald's drive-thru sign she drove through the building. When she go to the post office to send an email when she heard it was chilly outside, she ran and got a bowl, she spent the whole day saying not to R2-D2. Um, I'm not. 
  • Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take snoop Dogg for a walk, stop pulling so hard, she turned a donut because it had a hole in it. She sold her car for gas money. She made an appointment with Dr. Pepper. 
  • Yo mama is so stupid she thought Dunkin' donuts was a basketball team. She stop at the stop sign and waited for it to say go! πŸ˜‚. She returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken. She spent 2p minutes staring at a carton of orange juice because it said concrete. She played got your nose with Voldemort.

Yo mama mix jokes | offensive yo mama jokes

  • Yo mama so short she became Ant-Man's sidekick! She uses a mosquito as a boat. She ice skates on ice cubes. She bakes cookies, with Keebler elves. I smell cookies and I want them! I want them in my stomach!
  • Yo mama so hairy, bigfoot took her pictures when she woke up, she found herself in a cage at the zoo. The only language she speaks is Wookie.
  • Yo mama so old when she was in school there was no history, she used to babysit apocalypse. No, it is not my bedtime. Her birth certificate says expired. Yo came back, you finally came back. I saved this kiddy for you. 
  • Yo mama so short, she hangs glides on a Dorito. She travels on a toy train. She limbos under the door. Her legs are on her deriver's license photo. How do you even freaking drive this car? Sh!
  • Yo mama was so hairy when your father took her out to eat the waiter said, sorry no pets allowed. One star in Donkey Kong games. When she auditioned for the planet of the apes, they made her packed leader.

Pokemon yo mama jokes

  • yo mama so luckily Shea's the reason pokemon hide in tall grass you're right bro
  • yo mama's so freakin fat her splash attack does damage dad someone sniped my Pokemon gym was it I hate my son 69 yo mama's so fat Snorlax evolves into her Snorlax when you run into a small pokemon with a high CP yo mama's so fat in Pokemon go he was marked as a pokey stop
  • yo mama's so stupid when the doctor told her to burn some calories she said a fat person on fire texted me, hey and girls are like Pokemon it doesn't matter how good you are you can't catch any if you don't have any balls now she's a 10 you're gonna need yourself a master we have bigger problems what dragons in the kitchen yo mama's so hairy when she went to the zoo people screamed.
  • I'm hungry bony it's about to get deadly cuz I just caught a Snorlax and gave him up to your pokemon with chemicals from Monsanto and flap my wings when I kick your ass back to Kanto you should have said you started this match after we get out of my face with your tragic blathering your card games more childish than Magic the Gathering ponies and somepony popular in Asia

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